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'Snot funny, by Nancy Krulik ; illustrated by Aaron Blecha
123 versus ABC, Mike Boldt
2 a.m. at The Cat's Pajamas : a novel, Marie-Helene Bertino
A Christmas tale, Gerónimo Stilton ; [cover and illustrations by Winny Rope, Graphics by Cheesit de la Pampa ; translation by Lidia Tramontozzi]
A Know-Nothing birthday, story by Michele Sobel Spirn ; pictures by R.W. Alley
A Pocketful of laughs : stories, poems, jokes & riddles, compiled by Joanna Cole and Stephanie Calmenson ; drawings by Marylin Hafner
A blind guide to normal, Beth Vrabel
A busy creature's day eating : an alphabetical smorgasbord, by Mo Willems
A confederacy of dunces, John Kennedy Toole ; foreword by Walker Percy
A day with Wilbur Robinson, William Joyce
A dog's purpose, W. Bruce Cameron, (sound recording CD)
A dreadful fairy book : narrated by Quentin Q. Quacksworth, Esq., written by Jon Etter ; with illustrations by Adam Horsepool
A friendly town that's almost always by the ocean!, Kir Fox and M. Shelley Coats ; illustrated by Rachel Sanson
A girl and her gator, by Sean Bryan ; illustrations by Tom Murphy
A guest is a guest, by John Himmelman
A hero's guide to deadly dragons, by Cressida Cowell
A moose that says moooooooooo, Jennifer Hamburg ; pictures by Sue Truesdell
A tramp abroad ; : Following the equator ; Other travels, Mark Twain ; Roy Blount, Jr., editor
A trio of tolerable tales, Margaret Atwood ; illustrations by Dusan Petricic
A well-mannered young wolf, by Jean Leroy ; illustrated by Matthieu Maudet
A wonderful year, Nick Bruel
Action Movie Kid, Daniel Hashimoto & Mandy Richardville ; illustrated by Valerio Fabbretti
Aleca Zamm is a wonder, Ginger Rue
Alexander, who's trying his best to be the best boy ever, Judith Viorst ; illustrated by Isidre Mones in the style of Ray Cruz
Alien encounter, Charise Mericle Harper
Amelia Bedelia 4 mayor, by Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Amelia Bedelia and the surprise shower, story by Peggy Parish ; pictures by Barbara Siebel Thomas ; based on the original drawings by Fritz Siebel
Amelia Bedelia audio collection, vol. 1, by Peggy Parish, (sound recording Playaway)
Amelia Bedelia audio collection, vol. 2, by Peggy Parish, (sound recording Playaway)
Amelia Bedelia chalks one up, by Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynne Avril
Amelia Bedelia goes camping, Peggy Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Amelia Bedelia goes wild!, by Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynne Avril
Amelia Bedelia helps out, Peggy Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Amelia Bedelia under construction, by Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Amelia Bedelia's first Valentine, by Herman Parish ; illustrated by Lynne Avril
Amelia Bedelia, bookworm, Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Amelia Bedelia, rocket scientist?, by Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Archie the daredevil penguin, by Andy Rash
Are we pears yet?, Miranda Paul ; illustrated by Carin Berger
Are we there, Yeti?, Ashlyn Anstee
Away laughing on a fast camel : even more confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Louise Rennison
Awesome Dawson, Chris Gall
Baby Monkey, private eye, story by Brian Selznick and David Serlin ; pictures by Brian Selznick
Babymouse : bad babysitter, Jennifer L. Holm and Matthew Holm
Babymouse : burns rubber!, by Jennifer L. Holm & Matthew Holm
Back to school, weird kids rule!, Dan Gutman ; pictures by Jim Paillot
Bad Kitty : Puppy's big day, Nick Bruel
Bad Kitty takes the test, Nick Bruel
Bad Kitty vs. Uncle Murray : the uproar at the front door, Nick Bruel
Bad kitty gets a bath, Nick Bruel
Bad kitty goes to the vet, Nick Bruel
Bad kitty joins the team, Nick Bruel
Bad mermaids : on the rocks, by Sibeal Pounder ; illustrated by Jason Cockcroft
Bad mermaids make waves, by Sibéal Pounder ; illustrated by Jason Cockcroft
Bagel in love, by Natasha Wing ; illustrations by Helen Dardik
Bark, George, Jules Feiffer, (kit CD)
Battle Bunny, by Jon Scieszka and Mac Barnett and Alex ; pictures by Matthew Myers but mostly Alex
Be glad your dad... : is not an octopus!, written by Matthew Logelin and Sara Jensen ; art by Jared Chapman
Bear and Squirrel are friends...yes, really!, Deb Pilutti
Bear came along, by Richard T. Morris ; illustrated by LeUyen Pham
Bear moves, Ben Bailey Smith aka Doc Brown and Sav Akyüz
Beatrice Zinker, upside down thinker, by Shelley Johannes
Benjamin Bear in "Bright ideas!" : a Toon book, by Philippe Coudray
Benjamin Franklin huge pain in my...!, by Adam Mansbach and Alan Zweibel
Best babysitters ever, Caroline Cala
Best frints at skrool, Antoinette Portis
Best frints in the whole universe, Antoinette Portis
Big Nate : say good-bye to Dork City, Lincoln Peirce
Big Nate goes bananas, by Lincoln Peirce
Big Nate lives it up, Lincoln Peirce
Big Nate strikes again, Lincoln Peirce
Big birthday bash, Frank Cammuso
Big surprise in the bug tank, by Ruth Horowitz ; pictures by Joan Holub
Blobfish throws a party, by Miranda Paul ; illustrated by Maggie Caton
Bob and Tom, written & illustrated by Denys Cazet
Bob's hungry ghost, Genevieve Cote
Boo to a goose, Mem Fox ; pictures by David Miller
Boo-hoo moo, by Margie Palatini ; illustrated by Keith Graves
Book or bell?, Chris Barton ; illustrated by Ashley Spires
Boys don't knit (in public), T. S. Easton
Bravo, Amelia Bedelia!, by Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Breaking news : bear alert, reported by David Biedrzycki
Broom mates, by Margie Palatini ; illustrated by Howard Fine
Bubba the cowboy prince : a fractured Texas tale, Helen Ketteman ; illustrated by James Warhola
Bubbles, bubbles, and more bubbles!, by Jane O'Connor ; cover illustration by Robin Preiss Glasser ; interior illustrations by Ted Enik
Bud Barkin, private eye, James Howe ; illustrated by Brett Helquist
Buddy and the bunnies in Don't play with your food, Bob Shea
Bunny double, we're in trouble!, Dan Gutman ; pictures by Jim Paillot
Burp or treat...smell my feet!, by Nancy Krulik ; illustrated by Aaron Blecha
Calling Doctor Amelia Bedelia, Herman Parish ; pictures by Lynn Sweat
Calypso, David Sedaris
Camp daze, Nick Bruel
Captain Underpants and the attack of the talking toilets : another epic novel, by Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, part 1 : the night of the nasty nostril nuggets : the sixth epic novel, by Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, part 2 : the revenge of the ridiculous Robo-Boogers : the seventh epic novel, Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the terrifying return of Tippy Tinkletrousers : the ninth epic novel, by Dav Pilkey
Case file 13 : Zombie kid, J. Scott Savage
Cats are cats, Valeri Gorbachev
Cats get famous, written & illustrated by Ron Barrett
Caveboy is bored!, by Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen ; illustrated by Eric Wight
123 versus ABC
2 a.m. at The Cat's Pajamas : a novel
A Christmas tale
A Know-Nothing birthday
A Pocketful of laughs : stories, poems, jokes & riddles
A blind guide to normal
A busy creature's day eating : an alphabetical smorgasbord
A confederacy of dunces
A day with Wilbur Robinson
A dog's purpose
A dreadful fairy book : narrated by Quentin Q. Quacksworth, Esq.
A friendly town that's almost always by the ocean!
A girl and her gator
A guest is a guest
A hero's guide to deadly dragons
A moose that says moooooooooo
A tramp abroad ; : Following the equator ; Other travels
A trio of tolerable tales
A well-mannered young wolf
A wonderful year
Action Movie Kid
Aleca Zamm is a wonder
Alexander, who's trying his best to be the best boy ever
Amelia Bedelia 4 mayor
Amelia Bedelia and the surprise shower
Amelia Bedelia audio collection, vol. 1
Amelia Bedelia audio collection, vol. 2
Amelia Bedelia chalks one up
Amelia Bedelia goes camping
Amelia Bedelia goes wild!
Amelia Bedelia helps out
Amelia Bedelia under construction
Amelia Bedelia's first Valentine
Amelia Bedelia, bookworm
Amelia Bedelia, rocket scientist?
Archie the daredevil penguin
Are we pears yet?
Are we there, Yeti?
Away laughing on a fast camel : even more confessions of Georgia Nicolson
Baby Monkey, private eye
Babymouse : bad babysitter
Babymouse : burns rubber!
Back to school, weird kids rule!
Bad Kitty : Puppy's big day
Bad Kitty takes the test
Bad Kitty vs. Uncle Murray : the uproar at the front door
Bad kitty gets a bath
Bad kitty goes to the vet
Bad kitty joins the team
Bad mermaids : on the rocks
Bad mermaids make waves
Bagel in love
Be glad your dad... : is not an octopus!
Bear and Squirrel are friends...yes, really!
Bear came along
Beatrice Zinker, upside down thinker
Benjamin Bear in "Bright ideas!" : a Toon book
Benjamin Franklin huge pain in my...!
Best babysitters ever
Best frints at skrool
Best frints in the whole universe
Big Nate : say good-bye to Dork City
Big Nate goes bananas
Big Nate lives it up
Big Nate strikes again
Big birthday bash
Big surprise in the bug tank
Blobfish throws a party
Bob and Tom
Bob's hungry ghost
Boo to a goose
Book or bell?
Boys don't knit (in public)
Bravo, Amelia Bedelia!
Breaking news : bear alert
Bubba the cowboy prince : a fractured Texas tale
Bubbles, bubbles, and more bubbles!
Bud Barkin, private eye
Buddy and the bunnies in Don't play with your food
Bunny double, we're in trouble!
Burp or treat...smell my feet!
Calling Doctor Amelia Bedelia
Captain Underpants and the attack of the talking toilets : another epic novel
Captain Underpants and the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, part 1 : the night of the nasty nostril nuggets : the sixth epic novel
Captain Underpants and the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, part 2 : the revenge of the ridiculous Robo-Boogers : the seventh epic novel
Captain Underpants and the terrifying return of Tippy Tinkletrousers : the ninth epic novel
Case file 13 : Zombie kid
Cats are cats
Cats get famous
Caveboy is bored!
Centerburg tales /
Charlie Joe Jackson's guide to Planet Girl
Chicken break! : a counting book
Chicken story time
Chickens to the rescue
Cilla Lee-Jenkins: future author extraordinaire
Circle, square, Moose
City of death
Claude at the circus
Claude in the spotlight
Claude on the big screen
Click, clack, peep!
Clueless McGee and the inflatable pants
Colors versus shapes
Comics Squad : detention!
Daddy's back-to-school shopping adventure
Daddy's zigzagging bedtime story
Danny McGee drinks the sea
Dear Mrs. LaRue : letters from obedience school
Detective LaRue : letters from the investigation
Dill & Bizzy : an odd duck and a strange bird
Dinorella : a prehistoric fairy tale
Dinosaur vs. Mommy
Dinosaur vs. school
Dinosaurs in disguise
Dog breath! : the horrible trouble with Hally Tosis
Dog days of school
Dog vs. Cat
Dooby dooby moo
Dragons at Crumbling Castle : and other tales
Dragons love tacos 2: the sequel
Dribble, dribble, drool!
Duck on a disco ball
Duck, Duck, Moose!
Duddle Puck : the puddle duck
Dustin Grubbs : take two!
Einstein the class hamster and the very real game show
Einstein the class hamster saves the library
Elephants cannot dance!
Ella and Penguin : a perfect match
Ella and Penguin stick together
Emperor Pickletine rides the bus : an origami yoda book
Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's library
Escape from funland
Eugenia Lincoln and the unexpected package
Everyone loves Cupcake
Fairy tales from the Brothers Grimm
Ferocious Fluffity : a mighty bite-y class pet
Field guide to the Grumpasaurus
First grade dropout
Flight of the Red Bandit
Fox on the job
Frank Einstein and the electro-finger
Friends don't eat friends
George and his shadow
Girl & gorilla : out and about
Girl, 15, charming but insane
Gooney Bird Greene
Gooney Bird and the room mother
Goose the Bear
Gorillas in our midst
Greetings from the Graveyard
Groundhog's day off
Guess who's coming to Santa's for dinner?
Hamstersaurus Rex vs. Squirrel Kong
Happy haunting, Amelia Bedelia
Harriet the invincible
Hazy Bloom and the tomorrow power
Hello, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle
Henry goes West
Henry the dog with no tail
Here comes Valentine Cat
Here comes teacher Cat
Hey kid, want to buy a bridge?
Hickory dickory dog
Hippo goes bananas!
His Royal Whiskers : a furry-tailed fairy tale
How Santa got his job
How do you pee in space?
How to be a supervillain
How to behave at a dog show
How to draw a dragon
How to eat fried worms
How to properly dispose of Planet Earth
How to seize a dragon's jewel : the heroic misadventures of Hiccup the Viking
How to track a truck
Howie Monroe and the doghouse of doom
Hug a tree, Geronimo
I am bat
I am not a chair!
I do not like Al's hat
I have a balloon
I have a weird brother who digested a fly
I know an old lady who swallowed a pie
I love you already!
I really want to see you, Grandma
I totally funniest : a middle school story
I want a dog
I yam a donkey!
I'm a baked potato!
I'm afraid your teddy is in trouble today
I'm not Bobby!
If a T. Rex crashes your birthday party
If an elephant went to school
If kids ruled the world
If the magic fits
If the s in moose comes loose
If you ever want to bring a circus to the library, don't!
If you ever want to bring a pirate to meet Santa, don't!
If you ever want to bring an alligator to school, don't!
Ira Crumb feels the feelings
Ira Crumb makes a pretty good friend
Is that wise, Pig?
It came from beneath the bed!
It came from beneath the playground
It's only Stanley
It's perfectly true!
It's shoe time!
Jack and the beanstalk and the french fries
Jay versus the saxophone of doom
Jethro and Joel were a troll
John, Paul, George & Ben
Judy Moody declares independence
Junie B. Jones CD edition, books 1-8
Junie B. Jones and some sneaky peeky spying
Junie B., first grader : dumb bunny
Junie B., first grader : one-man band
Junie B., first grader, books 17-24
Junie B., first grader, books 25-26
Keep your paws off!
Kid Amazing vs. the Blob
Kid sheriff and the terrible Toads
King Flashypants and the creature from Crong
Knights of the kitchen table
Knights vs. dinosaurs
Laugh out loud
Laura Numeroff's 10-step guide to living with your monster
Lazy Daisy, cranky Frankie
Lemony Snicket : the unauthorized autobiography
Let's go camping with Mr. Sillypants
Lights, camera, middle school!
Ling & Ting : twice as silly
Little Bunny Foo Foo : the real story
Little Mouse's big breakfast
Little Old Big Beard and Big Young Little Beard : a short and tall tale
Little Penguin gets the hiccups
Little Red Gliding Hood
Little Red Writing
Little green men at the Mercury Inn
Long live the queen
Lucy & Andy Neanderthal
Lucy Sullivan is getting married
Lulu and the duck in the park
Magnificent vibration : a novel
Mama and me
Margot and Mateo save the world
Mary had a little lab
Maybelle and the haunted cupcake
McBroom's wonderful one-acre farm : three tall tales
Meanwhile back at the ranch
Meet the Dullards
Merry Christmas, Peanut!
Miss Brown is upside down!
Miss Daisy is still crazy!
Miss Klute is a hoot!
Miss Newman isn't human!
Miss Tracy Is Spacey!
Molly McGinty has a really good day
Monster's new undies
Monsterville : a Lissa Black production
Mosquitoes can't bite ninjas
Mother's Day mess
Mr. Hynde is out of his mind!
Mr. Klutz is nuts!
Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics
Mr. Monkey bakes a cake
Mr. Monkey visits a school
Mr. Nick is a lunatic!
Mr. Nogginbody gets a hammer
Mrs. Cooney is loony!
Mrs. Dole is out of control!
Mrs. Kormel is not normal!
Mrs. Master is a disaster!
Mrs. McMurphy's pumpkin
Mrs. McNosh hangs up her wash
Mrs. Noodlekugel and Drooly the bear
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's farm
Ms. Coco is loco!
Ms. Hall is a goofball!
Ms. Joni is a phony!
Ms. Sue has no clue!
Murphy in the city
Mustache Baby meets his match
Mutant bunny island
My crocodile does not bite
My dinosaur is more awesome!
My dog's a scaredy-cat : a Halloween tail
My dog, Bob
My favorite pets by Gus W. for Ms. Smolinski's class
My grandpa is a dinosaur
My homework ate my homework
My life is a joke
My near-death adventures (99% true!)
My pictures after the storm
My teacher is an idiom
My zombie hamster
Nasty, stinky sneakers
Nat the cat can sleep like that
Naughty Maaaabell!!! sees it all
Never glue your friends to chairs
Never let a ghost borrow your library book : book care guidelines from the Library Secret Service
Never swim in applesauce
Never tease a weasel
Never underestimate your dumbness : by Jamie Kelly
Niagara Falls, or does it?
Night of the living worms : a Speed bump and Slingshot misadventure
Ninja at the pet shop
Ninja in the kitchen
Ninja on the farm
No boring stories!
No dogs allowed
No more water in the tub!
No nest for the wicket
No place for magic
No slurping, no burping! : a tale of table manners
No such things
No sword fighting in the house
Noodleheads find something fishy
Noodleheads see the future
Not so normal Norbert
Nothing but trouble
Now look what you've done
Nugget and Fang
Officer Spence makes no sense!
Oh no, Bobo! You're in trouble
Oh say, I can't see
Oh, Valentine, we've lost our minds!
Okay for now
Ol' Mama Squirrel
On the Go with Mr. and Mrs. Green
On top of spaghetti
Once upon a banana
Otter out of water
Panda-monium at Peek Zoo
Patti Cake and her new doll
Pedro and George
Pennybaker School is headed for disaster
Peppa Pig and the I love you game / : created by Neville Astley
Persuading Miss Doover
Peter and the shadow thieves
Pig Pig and the magic photo album
Pirates on the farm
Play ball, Amelia Bedelia
Please don't eat me
Poe won't go
Polly Diamond and the super stunning spectacular school fair
Polly's absolutely worst birthday ever
Pottymouth and Stoopid
President Taft is stuck in the bath
Princess Pistachio and Maurice the magnificent
Princess Pistachio and the pest
Public school superhero
Public school superhero
Queenie Quail can't keep up
Rabbit & Robot and Ribbit
Read the book, lemmings!
Regarding the bathrooms : a privy to the past
Return to Planet Tad
Return to the scene of the burp
Revenge of the green banana
Revenge of the killer worms
Romeo and/or Juliet : a chooseable-path adventure
Rot, the cutest in the world
Rump : the true story of Rumpelstiltskin
Sam & Dave dig a hole
Sam and the tigers : a new telling of Little Black Sambo
Sam, the most scaredy-cat kid in the whole world
Sanitized for your protection
School of laughs
Secret pizza party
Shake a leg, egg!
Sideways stories from Wayside School
Silly Sadie, silly Samuel
Six kids and a stuffed cat
Skeleton for dinner
Skip to my Lou
Smartypants : Pete in school
Smell the daisies
Snappsy the alligator (did not ask to be in this book!)
Snappsy the alligator and his best friend forever (probably)
Sneezy the snowman
Sophie Johnson, unicorn expert
Sparkly new friends
Splat the cat makes dad glad
Squids will be squids : fresh morals, beastly fables
Stanley, flat again
Stay! : a top dog story
Stewart's best pen
Sticky, sticky, stuck!
Stink and the attack of the slime mold
Stink and the incredible super-galactic jawbreaker
Stink and the world's worst super stinky sneakers : [and], Stink and the great guinea pig express
Stinky Spike and the royal rescue
Stinky Spike the pirate dog
Stop, go, yes, no! : a story of opposites
Summer school! : what genius thought that up?
Sunshine on Scotland Street
Sunshine on Scotland Street
Super Sasquatch showdown
Super happy party bears : party collection
Sven Carter & the android army
T. Rex time machine
Tales from a not-so-glam TV star
Tales of a fourth grade nothing
Tales of a fourth grade nothing
Taxi cat and Huey
Teach us, Amelia Bedelia
Ten rules of being a superhero
That's not bunny!
The Bad Guys in Alien vs Bad Guys
The Bolds to the rescue
The Doldrums and the Helmsley curse
The Flinkwater factor : a novel in five thrilling episodes
The Grateful Fred
The Keillor reader
The League of Unexceptional Children
The Loch Mess monster
The Loch Ness punster
The Mercy Watson collection, volume 1
The Mercy Watson collection, volume 3
The Nuts : bedtime at the Nut house
The Peterkins' Thanksgiving
The Poombah of Badoombah
The Rat with the Human Face
The Simples love a picnic
The Sisters Club
The Tapper twins tear up New York
The Toilet Paper Tigers
The adventurer's guide to dragons (and why they keep biting me)
The adventures of Pippi Longstocking
The astounding broccoli boy
The baby tree
The bad seed
The barftastic life of Louie Burger : class B.U.R.P.
The bear who wasn't there
The best Halloween ever
The best school year ever
The big book of silly
The book with no pictures
The bossier baby
The bully bug : a monsterrific tale
The case of the missing carrot cake
The cat who got carried away
The children who smelled a rat
The chocolate chase
The chupacabra ate the candelabra
The computer teacher from the Black Lagoon
The curse of the bologna sandwich
The cut-ups crack up
The cut-ups cut loose
The day the crayons came home
The dragon & the knight : a pop-up misadventure
The dumpster diver / Janet S. Wong ; illustrated by David Roberts
The emperor's old clothes
The fix-it man
The frog princess
The good, the bad, and the bossy
The great art caper
The great brain is back
The great pasta escape
The great treehouse war
The great treehouse war
The green umbrella
The half-true lies of Cricket Cohen
The happiest book ever!
The house with chicken legs
The infamous Ratsos
The itchy book!
The last kids on Earth and the Nightmare King
The little kids' table
The luckiest snowball
The midnight gang
The million dollar strike
The misadventures of the family Fletcher
The miserable mill
The miserable mill
The night of wishes : or, the satanarchaeolidealcohellish notion potion
The once and future geek
The penultimate peril
The pirate who's back in bunny slippers
The princess and the pony
The prom goer's interstellar excursion
The pudding problem
The puppy sister
The purloining of Prince Oleomargarine
The quiet boat ride and other stories
The ransom of Red Chief
The reptile room
The return of the killer cat
The revenge of the McNasty brothers
The revolving door of life/
The scandalous sisterhood of Prickwillow Place
The scarecrow and his servant
The secret of Cacklefur Castle
The sky is falling!
The stinky cheese vacation
The stupids take off
The sword in the stove
The teacher's funeral : a comedy in three parts
The terrible two get worse
The treasure of Easter Island
The trouble in me
The truth about Hansel and Gretel
The truth about my unbelievable school...
The ugly truth
The unlikely pilgrimage of Harold Fry : a novel
The unlucky lottery winners of Classroom 13
The useful moose : a truthful, moose-full tale
The very very very long dog
The wall in the middle of the book
The web files
The wide window
The wolf, the duck & the mouse
The woman who won things
The world according to Musk Ox
The year we turned forty
Thea Stilton and the mystery in Paris
Thea Stilton and the prince's emerald
Then he ate my boy entrancers : more mad, marvy confessions of Georgia Nicolson
There was an old lady who swallowed some books!
There's a dragon in your book
There's a lion in my cornflakes
This Orq : (he #1!)
This book is out of control!
This is a hospital, not a zoo!
This is a serious book
This is just a test : a novel
This is not a normal animal book
Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain